My great friend, the Retired Rock Chick, is all of a flutter. Apparently she’s had the call. No, not that one – the one from Danny Boyle…

It’s all a huge secret and rather under wraps at the moment, but I am told that if one keeps an eye out at the event that is happening in London on Friday, then one might be treated to one of her legendary performances.

I caught her on the phone the other day, but her lips were firmly sealed. I was a little surprised – she is not best known for her discretion, as a certain member of a boy band will attest – but I for one sincerely hope she will be performing…